If You Give a Mom of Multiples a Muffin
If you give a mom of multiples a muffin, she will run to the kitchen to heat it up-where she will trip on the dolls that her twin girls left on the floor.
Picking it up, she will see that she dropped the electric bill behind the table.
Now she has to pay it because it was due last week.
She gets on the computer to pay her bill when she realizes it is now 2 pm and she is still wearing her pajamas.
She goes upstairs to change and finds the twins were playing "fashion show," and used all her makeup.
Cleaning the makeup, she picks up a lipstick and wonders when she last actually wore some.
She smells something funky and starts changing the diaper; then puts it down for one second and the other child runs away with it...leaving a big trail of mushy messiness.
She starts cleaning up that mess when she sees a pair of dirty socks on the floor.
She now remembers that she needs to restart the washer for the third time this week.
She will forget about this again until tomorrow.
After starting the washer, she has to run back to the twins who are now fighting over a play telephone.
They have two identical ones, but that doesn't matter.
While the girls are crying and screaming, she realizes that she never ate the muffin.
She goes to the kitchen to make herself some coffee-or maybe she should just drink the one she reheated 27 times today and is now in the microwave lifeless and cold.
She turns over to grab the muffin and discovers that the twins have eaten it, leaving a bed of crumbs all over the floor.
It doesn't matter-it is now dinner time and she forgot to take out the chicken.
If you give a mom of multiples a muffin....
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LOVE this post, hilarious & soo my life. My hubs is always like why is the creamer on on the counter still it's 11am, I'm like I started to make my coffee but then....blah..blah..haha. SO I love this post & your facebook page.
_Cretia b/g 3.5 y.o